A Few Good Men

When an assortment of 400 odd people collect at a college after an elaborate procedure, these are the kind of characters that so peacefully co-exist for the most part of 4 years

One guy who does nothing but play FIFA and WoW
One guy who can be used a substitute for a loudspeaker
One imba writer who spreads the afro-american message of peace and respect.
One guy whose nick name translates to a penis in his native language.
One athletically challenged supposed tech God who breaks up with his girlfriend once a month.
One semi-dasa who blasts techno music so that people in the other wing can "groove to it baby"
One guy who does the same on the other wing only with technical death metal instead.
One old aged guy who thinks he should play only in DoTA games where pros play
One self proclaimed stud who in answer to the above mentioned person's cocky statement of "I didn't get any 6's this sem" said with a smile "Neither did I"
One guy when drunk asked the Chief Warden , "Who the fuck are you?"
One gossip king who is not so accidentally in love with a certain Barack Obama and the US Elections
One supposed circuits God who tells his mother everything including facts like his roommate is going upstairs to watch porn.
One guy who is always in the reading room or on the phone with his girlfriend in Madras.
One guy who has man-boobies and cannot get through more than fifteen minutes if there is no electricity
One of his partners in crime who spends most of his nights at Gamedrome under the pretext of a KC Project, who also by the way has atrocious spellings to cancel his legendary mathematical skills.
One guy who is part of the most diverse groups in college, the GCG,the basketball group,and his wing.
One guy who has a million cousins and just will not go to a movie or eat out with the above mentioned guy.
One god level percussionist who quit drinking for his girlfriend.
One god level guitarist who told his girlfriend he quit drinking.
One guy who repeats whatever people around say, and now anyone else doing so calls for the usage of a verb that derives its name from this guy.
One ardent Manchester united fan who's daily activities consist only of sleeping,playing dota, and saying Shata Thu
One supposed con to be who blames the above mentioned guy for his gpa for dropping from 8.5 to 7.5
One guy who started stalking a girl who in the first place started stalking him, so much so to an extent the girl's brother threatened to launch a police complaint.
One guy who owns most of Kulai, and has Tavera's at his disposal at the call of a few Tulu words.
One guy who did not deserve to pass second standard and has a name that co-incidentally rhymes with 'Gay one'
One guy who's music taste range from Carnatic to Led Zeppelin and who gives 'points' when he appreciates acts of people.
One guy who is fat,gay and always messages
One guy who can never be seen.
One sardar who thinks he is the greatest singer ever born.
One guy who has a godly aura about him and defines the word Imba in any respect, who even has a cult following under his name.

Now, with such a collection of people, its not hard to see why people generally tend to prefer college to home.

PS: Amul Treat to anyone who puts the correct names to each of these descriptions :D